Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You work out of a Hotel?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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