his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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