We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Randomize
