I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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