So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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