Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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