Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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