Can Purell be used as lube?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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