come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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