This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it's great music for shaving your balls
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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