i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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