I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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