Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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