god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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