Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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