That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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