I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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