Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
