barbara walters just said penis...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's shark week go big or go home
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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