Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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