4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Every concussion has its silver lining
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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