bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No subtext here. People are naked.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm šš»š
We are so blessed
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Iāve cut back on drinking and now my body canāt fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. Thatās why I keep getting sick
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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