I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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