Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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