we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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