Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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