I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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