What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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