About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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