We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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