After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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