Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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