omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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