her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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