It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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