Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
