i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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