okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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