You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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