The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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