About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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