It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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