oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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