i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
