how do flat chested girls get laid?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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