So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Text me some of your sweat
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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