do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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