i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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