I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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