how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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